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Back in a theatre

First time back in a movie theatre since the pandemic began is super easy when said theatre is within walking distance. Proximity to a mall is one of the things I really like about this place I am renting. Groceries and everyday items can be easily taken care of by a Target, Trader Joe’s, and soon, a Whole Foods. There’s an Apple store should any of my computing electronics conk out. Of course, there’s plenty of food choices available if I don’t want to cook.

And now there’s a Regal cinema where an old Macy’s used to be (going to have to find another place to buy fragrance). I’ll have to start convincing my friends to come to this theatre, instead of our usual haunts further south. They can even pick me up en route to the mall, saving me even the short walk. But that would be just a bit too absurd.

So what’s it like to be back in a theatre? Other than wearing a mask (which isn’t mandatory, as of this writing at least), everything is as it were back before the COVID outbreak. Ticket purchasing at this Regal is mostly done via kiosks, though we found the interface to be laggy. A brand-new system shouldn’t act this, and also ought to accept payments via NFC. I only bought along an iPhone and could not use Apple Pay. Rather disappointing.

We watched the ninth installment of the Fast and Furious franchise. As expected, F9 is mindlessly entertaining, a really fun movie if you don’t scrutinize the details. The film is even self-aware to its own ridiculousness. There’s a scene when Roman (Tyrese Gibson’s character) went on a diatribe about how utterly unlikely it is that he keeps surviving the crazy missions the team has done. And he’s right: there’s at least a dozen times someone on the team should have die in this movie.

Enemy bullets aren’t nearly as effective as those of the protagonists!

Much like eating indoors, it was lovely to be back inside a theatre, briefly escaping reality with a film. Now that there’s one so close to me, I reckon I’ll go to the movies more often than I did before the pandemic.

A moment of zen.

China the powerful

The soft power of China is infamously tremendous and often times amazing to witness. Yesterday I woke up to a tweet of wrestler-turned-actor John Cena apologizing in Chinese on video. There’s many dimension to how wild that is. First, John Cena speaks mandarin quite decently! As a speaker of three languages, I am a big fan of learning a second language. A white guy from Boston learning Chinese is just not something you expect to see. Good for John.

Second, Cena is apologizing to the people of mainland China for referring to Taiwan as a separate country. The faux pas happened during the current press tour for the ninth Fast and Furious movie (I can’t wait to see that in an actual theatre). Amongst the many things you absolutely cannot say vis a vis China, calling Taiwan a country is up there near the top. So of course Cena had to say sorry to the Chinese people, via the Sina Weibo social network.

Because third, had he not apologized, Cena is risking the financial future of anything he is attached to. The Fast and Furious franchise does huge money in China. Imagine if Cena’s slip-up cause the film to be banned there. There goes nine-figures of revenue right out the window. The movie studio cannot have that, obviously, which is why Cena had to quickly release a mea culpa, in what looks akin to a hostage video.

Just another day of doing business in the People’s Republic. If corporations want those numerous Chinese dollars, they must answer to ruling party. Boycotts and bans are swift. as the likes of H&M and Adidas found out recently.

On a similar vein, you won’t ever find me speaking negatively about China. I have many relatives living over there that I very much would like to visit often. Last thing I want to do, is say or write something careless and then get banned from entering my country of birth. Good thing websites hosted on Squarespace are blocked by the great firewall anyways…

It’s about that time.