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Dude where is my money?

Word on the street is there’s a delay in folks getting their Federal tax return. A friend of mine filed for his parents back in February, and as of writing they are still waiting for their hard-earned cash from Uncle Sam. Good news is they are not the type to desperately need their tax return to balance the personal budget. However, for those who do, they must be pretty annoyed with our government.

Sir Elon Musk must have DOGE-d a bit too hard and got rid of a few too many IRS workers.

Maybe this will be good impetus to incentivize people to adjust their tax withholdings so they end up owing the IRS instead. We’re all familiar with the pithy saying by now: don’t lend the government money interest free. And if it’s difficult for you to come up with the sum to pay Uncle Sam at the end of the year, then I think you need to first look at how you’re spending your money. Good news for pay-in-four fans: the IRS already offer payment plans!

I end up owing money every tax year, which is as it should be. 2025 I owed a bit more because I sold some securities. What I forgotten about was that the State of California treat investment gains as ordinary income, which is absolutely insane. It’s already bad enough the Federal Government takes 15% of the proceeds, but California wants to wet their beak so much that it is permanently submerged. No wonder people are leaving the state, or carry bank accounts in tax havens.

Bad news for me I don’t make nearly enough money to resort to such financial trickery. It’s truly the middle class that gets screwed. The 1% may pay the most taxes, but the law of large numbers means what’s leftover is still way more than anyone can ever need. The government taking 5 million out of my 10 million still leaves me with my own 5 million. At the same percentage cut, $50,000 out of $100,000 really hurts.

La roux.

Happy tax day

A very happy tax day to my fellow Americans. I hope you’ve either paid your taxes or have filed an extension.  

If on the other hand you’re due to receive a hefty return, congratulations! You’ve just loan money to the federal government with zero interest for one whole year. With savings accounts (finally) paying in the two percent, it’s financially better to owe taxes at the end of the year than getting a sum back. I adjusted my W2 deduction accordingly so that I owe a small amount at tax time.

Obviously, what other people do with their money is none of my concern (as long as you don’t ask taxpayers to bail you out of anything), and I recognize that for some, having a sizeable tax return is a good mechanism to enforce a savings habit they wouldn’t otherwise have the discipline to implement. But that only works if those same people don’t then go spend their tax return completely, rather than storing it in a bank account. I’m afraid not that many actually do that.

2018 is the first year of the Trump tax cuts, and from that perspective I have to say it’s been awesome to keep more of my earned money. We’ve all been getting slightly more in take-home over the entire year, so my actual burden come tax day is more or less the same as before. That is, if I hadn’t bought the GT3.

In order to pay for the 911, I had to sell a large portion of my investment account holdings. Thanks to the bull market that’s going on its second decade (one wonders how long that will last), the returns were quite good, which meant one thing: capital gains tax. I won’t go on a diatribe about the unfairness of taxing capital gains, but let’s just say I think it’s wrong to tax money that has already been taxed upon.

Anyways, having to pay capital gains meant my tax bill was considerably more than usual, so naturally I waited until the last possible minute to file. My parents also had to pay taxes, so yesterday I filed both of them in one go. Say what you want about TurboTax lobbying congress to keep their pseudo monopoly on tax filing services, but at least their software is super intuitive and easy to use. Additionally, it was absolutely free for my parents to file both Federal and Stat, so honestly I can’t ask for more.

I’ll see everybody again next year; same time, same place.

Whale tail.