As a kid who grew up watching The Fast and The Furious, playing Need For Speed: Underground, and reading Import Tuner, I’m all about aftermarket car modifications. To turn an otherwise stock car into something uniquely to my tastes. Do we even buy cars without first thinking about what different wheels to put on them? The stock exhaust has got to go! We need more loud and obnoxious.
Of course, adult realities hit, and I’ve found that I can’t ever pull the checkout trigger on car parts, especially not overnight ones from Japan. How do I explain to my financial advisor (read: me) that I’m going to spend 10% of the purchase price of the car - immediately after buying it - on another set of wheels. There’s nothing wrong with the factory set, other than the looks. The sensible thing to do is to wear out the stock wheels - depending on how you drive, wheels can be a wear item - before even thinking about replacing. To get my money’s worth, if you will.
It’s not just finances (or lack thereof), too. Honestly, my Mazda Miata could use a fruitier sounding exhaust. Set aside the fact a replacement back-box is nearly $1,000; where the heck am I going to store the factory exhaust? I certainly don’t want to sell it or throw it away, in case I ever decide to sell the MX-5 and need to return it to factory specification.
Alas, as a renter in San Francisco making under six figures, living space is at a premium. I don’t have a garage to perform maintenance with, never mind hoarding redundant car parts. I’m just happy I managed to live on a block where street parking is super easy. No one’s mad you’ve parked in front of their house, or leaving cones out to reserve space. If that weren’t the case, I probably wouldn’t own more than one car.
So I resign myself to scrolling with envy on instagram. Kudos to those of you who can drop thousands on wheels, thousands on suspension bits, thousands on bigger brakes, et cetera and et cetera. Broke boy over here shall be content with driving factory-stock cars, spending money only on gas, insurance, and maintenance. Cheers.
Three item combo.